Hillary Clinton tries not to fall asleep as Donald Trump sings his own praises during the second presidential debate.

Hillary Clinton tries not to fall asleep as Donald Trump sings his own praises during the second presidential debate.

 

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are the two candidates in the running for the presidency of the United States of America.

I am aware of this. One of them is a Republican and the other one is a, fuck, a democrat? Yeah. I really have no idea what this is all about. I know who Donald Trump is. He was on The Apprentice. Kinda weird that he’s running for President now. I think Hillary Clinton is Bill Clinton’s wife or daughter or something. They are related; I’m committing to that.

And one of these two lunatics will be the new leader of the free world in a couple of weeks time.

God forbid.

They are having their third and final presidential debate in Las Vegas this morning and here are my unbiased sceptical outsider opinions of what is going on, while it is going on. (Note: the views expressed here are the opinion of the writer and do not reflect The Newsroom as a whole.) – Jackson Barron.

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Post Debate:

Phew, we got there. Very hard to tell who came out on top. Lol. Special thanks to my team of Phil Logan, Samantha Besgrove and Fiona West for the Twitter flow and imagery! Legends!

1:38:

And the avoidance continues!

1:37:

Hard to top.

And the response??

1:36:

Nasty!

1:35:

Eddie Murphy should run for President.

1:33:

Positivity.

1:31:

There’s no need really.

1:29:

On fire.

1:27:

I have no idea how this photo exists but it’s fantastic.

1:25:

Trump reverting back to the classic ‘problem should never have happened in the first place’ solution.

1:21:

1:19:

So exciting!

And myself and my team. Phew.

1:17:

I don’t know what Mosul is, but I’m not running for President so…

1:15:

I love when Hillary smiles after Trump says something stupid. Serious confidence.

1:11:

1:08:

Ergh.

Chris Wallace: “Not saying that you’re necessarily going to be the loser, or the winner.” Saved yourself there Mr Wallace.

1:06:

And Hillary is on the board.

1:05:

1:03:

Wait, what did you say? I get you’re trying to get your point across but fuck.

1:00:

Trump is hardly in a position to be talking about women’s rights.

12:58:

12:54:

There’s only so far you can get with bullshit.

12:53:

Thank you Twitter <3

12:51:

She gave us ISIS. Seriously. Why is he even there?

Do you think ISIS people somewhere are actually watching this??

12:50:

Bang. Hillary is all over him. Is this not surprising?

12:48:

Life.

12:46:

They’re never ending.

12:43:

Currently…

12:42:

Easily moment of the debate so far.

12:41:

12:38:

I’m almost out of popcorn…

12:34:

Boom.

Seriously is Ken Bone there??

12:32:

When in doubt, abuse your opponent.

12:30:

Chris Wallace – “This is going to end up getting out of control.” Mate we are way beyond there.

12:28:

Did he just say ‘bigly’??

12:27:

12:26:

Trump v Chris Wallace for a sideshow.

12:25:

12:24:

12:23:

“I want to build a wall. We NEED the wall.”

I think Trump is the “baddest hombre” in the building.

12:19:

12:16:

Ergh. I hate the gun chat.

12:14:

Why do they call it ‘running’ for President? Is there any physical activity involved? Why don’t they call it applying for President?

12:11:

12:09:

Ahh, social media <3

12:06:

Does it matter which side they stand on? Do they choose these things? And Hillary’s suit…

Lol, huge avoidance.

12:05:

In the blue corner…

11:58:

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Mmmm, Treehouse of Horror.

And of course Garrison/Jenner.

11:57:

John Barron? DAD!!???

11:52:

Ok, so here’s what I’ve got from the ABC pregame thing. Trump is behind in the polls and has to pull his finger out. Lots of ‘don’t count him out’ calls going down. I guess you wouldn’t say that if the bloke was relatively close, so I think this is Hillary’s to lose.

She’s like, a Clinton. So i guess she knows what she’s doing? Hillary has something going on with emails, Trump has something going on with taxes, they’re both as dodgy as each other right?

11:46:

The Clinton’s arrived together, therefore confirming that they are somewhat related. That’s good. 15 till kick off, shouldn’t they have arrived earlier than this?

Pregame:

Should I get some popcorn for this? Where is Ken Bone? #bonezone

Top image – screengrab from the second presidential debate.